The Briarwood Diaries - Return to Briarwood
The Briarwood Diaries Briarwood I found the diary in a decaying tower in the sunken City. The strange black book was damaged by both fire and a green fungus that emitted tiny spores. Within the manuscripts were ridiculous stories of Herr Blackwand (a perverted egomaniac) and his companions; a delusional IBS sufferer believing himself to be a King, a psychotic gnome milkophile, and a pair of delinquent half-orc twins created in a laboratory. Mildly amused by the outlandish antics, I read until I noticed a green stain on my hands. Immediately I cast the grubby book into the small campfire I had lit and returned home. The next day, at breakfast, my wife presented me with Blackwands book. She said she had found it in her dresser and asked me what I had been doing rummaging around her small clothes. Her hands had the strange green stain as mine still had. That day I tried to be rid of the book several times, but it kept reappearing. As the days p...